So, my big sister got married recently. Well she got legally married, and is having a ceremony over here next year some time. Ive been asked to do a reading at the wedding and that i can pretty much choose what it is. I have no idea what i want to say. So im asking you, my brilliant Flisters if you ahve any ideas on appropriate love readings. Preferably none mentioning God, or the bible seeing as thats not me at all. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated


Thanks :D

Survey stolen from Hopes myspace.. bored and waiting for kel to finish sorting out books... we now have 2 rooms :D :D

( Who was your last? ) ..... wow my life is made up of the same people xD

Bleugh... still awake.... got half a lecture to write.... bored. Stupid not sleeping. anyway, heres a survey I found on myspace.... I wonder how many people will steal it.

( Goddamn my friday nights are interesting )

Ok...just for future reference from now on this journal is friends only... it has been for a while really but i thuoght i should make it offical. Most people on my friends will stay, but comment if you wanna anyway. I wont delete anyone who comments but im not deleting everyone who doesnt... that make sense? I think so.. excellent.

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What would you do if ...

[1] I committed suicide:
[2] I said I liked you:
[3] I kissed you:
[4] I lived next door to you:
[5] I started smoking:
[6] I stole something:
[7] I was hospitalized:
[8] I ran away from home:
[9] I got into a fight and you weren't there:

What do you think about my:

[1] Personality:
[2] Eyes:
[3] Face:
[4] Hair:
[5] Clothes:
[6] Mannerisms:

Other:

[1] Who are you?:
[2] Are we friends?:
[3] When and how did we meet?:
[4] How have I affected you?:
[5] What do you think of me?:
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?:
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?:
[8] Do you love me?:
[9] Have I ever hurt you?:
[10] Would you hug me?:
[11] Would you kiss me?:
[12] Would you have sex with me?:
[13] Would you marry me?:
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?:
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?:
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?:
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.:
[18] Am I loveable?:
[19] How long have you known me?:
[20] Describe me in one word.:
[21] What was your first impression?:
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?:
[23] What do you think my weakness is?:
[24] Do you think I'll get married?:
[25] What about me makes you happy?:
[26] What about me makes you sad?:
[27] What reminds you of me?:
[28] What's something you would change about me?:
[29] How well do you know me?:
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?:
[32] Are we close?:
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?:

BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR its cold!!! its offically winter Ive decided... and it.wont.stop.raining! I have washing to do but i can cos it'll NEVER dry... and no car to take me to a laundramat.. oh well will have to wait til monday... out all day at the aquarium which shuold be interesting.... the only interesting place in townsville.... on a sunday.... and its raining.. its gonna be packed in there..... OH well...*yawn* and im gonna have to come back and spend the night on my assignment... bastard of a thing... *sigh* Kelly gets back tomoro... XD XD XD yay! that is of course if the rain stops and the roads arent flooded....

right off to the fishy place with me

xxxxxxxxxx

This amused me...

10
Life is sexually transmitted.
9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6
Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

Ok i got this as an email... but i cant be bothered sending it out.. much more fun putting it on here.... the deal is u fill it out about me. Come on... it'll be fun xD


Your name:

Where did we meet:

Take a stab at my middle name:

How long have you known me:

Do I smoke:

What was your first impression of me upon meeting:

Colour of my eyes:

Do I have any siblings:

What's one of my favourite things to do:

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:

What's my favourite type of music:

What is the best feature about me:

Am I shy or outgoing:

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:

What's your favourite memory of me:

Any special talents:

Would you consider me a friend:

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAT!! *HUGS MADLY*

I hope you had an awesome day, wish I could have spoken to you, ring me when you can.

Love you bub

cxxx

I am offically wageing a war on mosquitos and sandflies... stupid fucking things... i hate them... they need to stop biting me and die! gah!!! so fucking itchy...grrrrrr...

nothing else to report, just needed that little rant.

Hey hey, so im back home for like... 24 hours... going to missy tonight which is going to rock, then out into town to get drunk... should be fun. Id forgotten how bloody hot it was up here, Im literally dying in a pool of sweat.. its disgusting, I may need to go and have my 2nd shower in about 3 hours...eckk. Anyway, Im off down to my sisters tomorrow so I wont be around much... or like.. at all probably.

Kitty - if you need to talk, you know you can call me anytime.
Cass - Happy Birthday baby, I'll try be on in the morning, probably grossly hungover before I get on yet another plane.

I love you all and will hopefully talk to you soon. Im off to try get some sleep.

Cxxxx

So Im off again in just under an hour, no doubt I'll be online in the airport... someone please be around to amuse/distract me.. please??? Kitty.. where are you!! you best be online later. Im all packed up, well nearly, just gotta put computer in to finish it all off. Im in Kular Lumpur tonight for a long ass stay over, should be online there too.... bored outta my brain, sitting in hotels by yourself isnt fun. Oh well. Im not sure how I feel about going yet, still kinda up in the air about that one. but YAY!! Missy on Thursday, thats gonna rock... now if only that fucking cyclone would go Id feel alot better about having to fly up to Townsville...

*Hugs* I love you all.

C xxxx

Im heading off to Bangkok today... in about 2 hours actually... and I cant be bothered to pack,...everythings sitting in front of me taunting me!! Ah well. But yes, I shall be back late Thursday night, about Midnight infact, so I may be around, if not, I will be on Friday. A week today I leave to go home... thats so bazarre I cant even begin to explain what Im thinking...

Anyway, talk to you all soon

Love you all

C xxxx

ok, now i have the pics i can update and tell you all about mine and brees tattoos. we got them on wednesday, after about a month of deliberation and saying we were going.. finally we did! woo go us. Tims gonna get it done too... when he can.

it didnt hurt as much as i thought it would, in fact i can see why people get addicted to them, the pain is kinda nice...

as for the actually tattoo it says Dux in thai... we thought.. sentimental.. and it looks cool, so thats a plus. the black one is mine, horizontal across my foot, and the blue verticle one is brees.




my one



Mine and Brees

Thank you Cass for resizing them for me! you rock :D

Cxxx

Who are you?

Are we friends?

When and how did we meet?

How have I affected you?

What do you think of me?

How long do you think we will be friends?

Do you love me?

Do you have a crush on me?

Would you kiss me?

Would you hug me?

Would you sex me?

would you date me?

Physically, what stands out about me?

Emotionally, what stands out about me?

On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

Am I loveable?

Describe me in one word.

What was your first impression?

What do you think my weakness is?

What makes me happy?

What makes me sad?

What reminds you of me?

If you could give me anything what would it be?

Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

Do you think I could kill someone?




What Would You do if...
I cried:


I said I liked you:


I kissed you:


I was injured badly:


I got dumped:




What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:

Eyes:

Face:

Hair:

Clothes/style:

Humor:

Choice of music:

Family:

friends:

Decisions:




Would You...
Be my friend:


Tell me the truth no matter what:


Lie to make me feel better:


Steal from me:


Spread rumors about me:


Keep a secret if I told you one:


loan me some cash:


Hold my hand:


Take a bullet for me:


Keep in touch:


Try and solve my problems:


Love me:


makeout with me:


hold me in times of need:


Ditch me:


Use me:


Beat me up:


break my heart:

--The WHAT questions--
What is your name? Chloe
What is your school mascot? We didnt have one
What year were you born in? 1985
What is your favorite song/band? Jesus... there's lots...
What was your best test score? 98% on an A level paper.. hmm maybe i should study more like i did for that one
What symbol best represents you? what the? I dont know
What gets you motivated? Knowing that it needs to be done... quickly! and that there is something good at the end.
What is your favorite food? CHICKEN!!
What time of day is your favorite? Nighttime... odd seeing as im kinda afraid of the dark.
What is your xanga site name? (If you have one) dont have one
What was your first pets name? Biggles
What was your favorite teachers name? Miss Murray and Miss Johnson
What do you like best about yourself? Um.. im loyal
What do you least like about yourself? *shrug* im very indecisive
What subject in school is your speciality? Biology
What is your favorite memory? seeing hammerheads, 25, schooling round us at 20 meters in the open blue... bliss
What makes you laugh every time? um... i dunno... nothing makes me laugh EVERYTIME.
What always makes you feel better? talking to Kat, Dae, Jay, Cass or Kel - or you know.. all at once!
What type of dreams do you have? Mainly horrible ones
What is your favorite of those dreams? Ones where i dont die

--The WHO questions--
Who is your favorite actor? James Marsters, Heath ledger, Alan Rickman (no he is not sexy!)
Who is your favorite actress? Alyson Hannigan, Cate Blanchette, Rachael McAdams,
Who is your role model? um... *shrug*
Who made fun of you the most? pick any member of my family
Who is your secret crush? I dont have one - its very boring
Who do you live with? Kelly James and Andrew, but at the moment im with my parents, my sister, my sisters boyfriend, my brother, his fiance and her mother.
Who drives you crazy the most? um... i dunnno
Who makes you cry? Me mainly.
Who makes you smile? Kat, Dae, Jayde, Cass and Kel.
Who makes you angry? most people at some point in time
Who has always been there for you? I dont think there is anyone who has ALWAYS been there for me... i tend to push people away when they get to a certain point.
Who would you rather be then your self? i dunno... someone else?
Who made the biggest impact in your life? Annie... it changed everything
Who have you dated? hard question - define dating
Who has the prettiest eyes? sophie
Who is the drama king/queen at your school-work? *shrug*
Who is the smart one in your group of friends? I dunno.. probably Andrew, althou we are all pretty close
Who scares you the most? scares me? in my friends? none of them.. i dont tend to be friends with people who scare me
Who tells the most lies? um.. i dunno.. if they are lying how am i meant to know
Who is the most comedic person? Pacey

--The WHERE questions--
Where do you like to go the best? Underwater
Where did your first kiss take place? in the spare room of my old house...
Where did you meet your gf/bf? ask me when i have one
Where is your diary/journal kept? well theres this one, plus one that is usually in my bag but is currently on top of my stereo
Where would you look for treasure? Um... where X marks the spot?
Where does the pot of gold lie? theres a pot of gold?? where??
Where might you find ghosts? in the dark
Where would you rather be right now? *shrug* underwater?.
Where is Lake Erie? fucked if i know
Where were you born? Sydney, Australia.
Where were you conceived? Good god its disturbing enough that *I* know that.. i will not inflict your poor souls too
Where might you live when you are 20? I am 20.. and i currently live in townsville
Where is your home now? Townsville, Australia
Where will you meet your soul mate? how am i meant to know that?
Where is the quietest place you can think of? 30m underwater
Where is your bedroom in your house? In Aus.. first door on the right, Here, last door down the corridor on the left.
Where is your school located? UNI? James Cook drive, Townsville
Where are your parents right now? Sitting out near the pool no doubt drinking
Where is your sanity right now? in my head
Where might you go to look for a job? um... dive shop? or research center of some sort

--The DO YOU questions--
Do you believe in true love at first sight? no, i believe in lust at first sight
Do you believe all dreams can come true? No.
Do you believe we are all equal? Yeah.
Do you like to be in the rain? absolutely
Do you like being outside or inside? depends on my mood
Do you like to imagine love stories? Yeah.
Do you annoy people for fun? not generally, unless i am very bored... then again im annoying in general so who knows
Do you have siblings? yep
Do you believe in abortion? Generally no, unless there are certain circumstances.
Do you believe in waiting to have sex until after your married? No
Do you wish for things? Yeah.
Do you beg for things? No beggin gets you nowhere
Do you get angry easily? Yes but im better than i use to be
Do you think you are smart? no really
Do you pay attention well? I tend to daydream alot
Do you fall asleep in work-class? all the time
Do you recycle? Yeah
Do you have an imaginary friend? um. no
Do you have a car? yep, his names brucie
Do you love someone outside of your family? Yes, i love everyone important to me, regardless of blood ties

--The ARE questions--
Are people nice at your school? most
Are you a bully? I use to be...when i was very little
Are people scared of you? Apparently so
Are you scared of anyone? um.. yeah
Are people unworthy of your presence? what? no of course not, what an arrogant question
Are you good in math? generally... no
Are you good in English? not really
Are you good in any subject? Yeah.
Are you bad at any subject? of course.
Are you a good listener? Yeah.
Are you a tattle tale? No - i was when i was younger... youngest of 5.. of course i was!
Are people close to you important to you? yeah, more than i think they know
Are you satisfied with yourself? Not particularily
Are dolphins mammals? dumb question
Are you dating someone older or younger than you? noone
Are skulls aloud at your school? um.. its a uni.. so anything is ALLOWED
Are you labeled by preps or just jerks at school? um *shrug*
Are computers your bestfriedn? no, generally they are arseholes.
Are words more painful the actions? sometimes
Are actions more painful than words? sometimes.

--The CAN questions--
Can you write with your toes? heh.. yeah... i tried once... there were other circumstances
Can mean people change? yep
Can good people go bad? obviously
Can physical pain heal quicker than emotional pain? it generally does
Can pigs fly? no
Can cats bark? no im pretty sure they meow
Can fairytale love be real? *shrug* i dunno
Can someone love you but not be in love with you? yep
Can fish really sense when a hurricane will hit? *shrug*
Can horses really detect curses or black magic? *shrug*
Can enemies become friends? Yes
Can you see in the dark? Uh huh.
Can you ride a bike with no hands? only with one.. i get scared
Can you walk on your hands? No.
Can you talk in a foreign language? italian... but its been a while so its ridiculously rusty
Can you do magic tricks? tricks? nope i suck
Can you kiss a frog without being grossed out? never tried
Can you be happy with who you are if someone were to make fun of you? um. i dunno
Can you fake a smile when your sad? Yes but i generally dont see the point
Can you cry when your happy? no, i dont get it

--The WOULD YOU questions--
Would you jump out an airplane? HELL. NO.
Would you run across the desert? no
Would you swim in the ocean? I love to
Would you be in the circus? Um.. *shrug*
Would you climb a mountain? already done
Would you live in Japan? um.. no
Would you bungee jump off the Himalaya’s? HELL. NO
Would you rather have Nuggets or Cheeseburgers? Nuggets, chicken :D
Would you kill an animal? probably if i had to
Would you drive a semi? a what now?
Would you smoke? use to
Would you drink? yep
Would you let your friends do either? no, let them do what they want.
Would you eat sushi? ohhh yeah
Would you rather hug Goofy or Mickey? *shrug*
Would you rather kiss a monkey or a dog? um.. why now?
Would you rather have short hair or long hair? Whatever
Would you kiss a random guy/girl? sure why not
Would you date a dork, even if he was cute? definately
Would you marry a peasant if you were a queen/king? Sure.

dodo im such a dumb ass sometimes I even astound myself. Firstly thou -

Sophie... HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!! *HUGS* I tried calling... twice...hope my stupidity at least made you laugh... what can I say... apparently I get us confused! I'll try again later... I miss you.

Anyway... yes... my stupidity... I rang sophie for her birthday.. it went to answer phone... and I actually managed to say "Hey Chloe, Sophie he.... hang on... no... thats wrong... woops... let me try that again..." God I am an idiot sometimes XD *laughs at self repeatedly.... for hours...*

Ahem.. right... aside from that stupidity... what else is news... Ive decided I will put up pics of christmas and new years ((obviously after tonight... new years on the beach... could be interesting)). Christmas was good, we had an olympics... it was interesting.... my team won... woo! go team... I'll put pics of that up too.. including the boats we built, the threelegged race that ended in the pool and the drinking competition.

Went diving the other day, which was awesome. Well the second dive anyway.. the first dive I had ear trouble and had to come up. Being a dive master I was like, nah, im cool im only at 6 m I can go by myself, that way noone else had to miss the dive, waved goodbye to the group and ascended. So i get to the surface... realise i have no idea which boat is ours, and it apparently cant see me... and I start drifting, i have since been told, towards malaysia! Anyway, I swam against the current to maintain my position, waiting for our boat to see me, cos i sure as hell couldnt see it!... for about 20 mins, until another boat, one that had been watching me for the entire time, felt sorry for me and picked me up. I ended up finding our boat just as the rest of the divers got on from their 50 min dive.. i was up after 15.... i got laughed at... alot... not my fault i couldnt remember the bloody name of the boat...phil07 ((see i know it now!)) or what it looked like.... yeah ok... im a fool... need i remind you anymore.

hm.. what else has been happening... really not much, its rather boring.

Oh no! I lie... I have more stories of my stupidity... hey i figure if i can laugh about it i may aswell share my idiotness... is that a word?

Anyway, new stupid action from chloe.... i dive in the pool... in my shorts... with my mobile in the pocket... and didnt realise for about 2 hours... until sanderson found it.... it was full of water. Surprisingly thou, after about a 4 days of leaving it to dry it is working again... the lights gone and i cant read anything on it unless there is a lamp nearby but hell at least i can get phone numbers!

right on that note...so i dont shame myself any longer I'm off. Wish you all the happiest of new years, hope its a good one.

*HUGS* love you all.

cxxx

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! if I dont talk to you in the next few days, I hope you all have an awesome holiday, and eat too much :D I love you all, and I wish you all a very merry christmas, and a happy new year. Have a good one.

C xxxxx